Yes, despite my appearance of toughness, I actually have very delicate feet. The salt irritates them. But anything is better than these ridiculous shoes.
I like the Chicken Man's suggestion, personally. A harness and pulley system mounted to the window. Just strap me in, swing my rear end out and let me do my business. If I can get used to these shoes, I can get used to anything ...
Artist's depiction:
Dude! You SO under-drew the size of your ears. They're WAY longer and floppier. Vain!
ReplyDeleteYou design it...I'll gladly implement it.
ReplyDeleteOh, right -- like your headshots aren't re-touched!
ReplyDeleteNow settle down, people.
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